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Updated: September 18th, 2009 at 11:29 am | Posted: September 13th, 2009 at 08:10 pm Bye, Plax Famous dumbass and former Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is staring at 2 years in prison for shooting himself in the leg. Updated: January 16th, 2010 at 06:42 pm | Posted: January 12th, 2010 at 02:05 pm It Tastes Like Burning. This got me thinking, if Plax got 2 years for shooting himself in a club, what did the guy below get for shooting himself in a classroom. Updated: August 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am | Posted: August 20th, 2009 at 07:55 pm. The Bar SceneRock and Roll All Nite - As my little sister so eloquently told the entire NYC Kiss army in Penn Station: "Kiss sucks. We're Not Gonna Take It - You're right, we're not. I bet right now Plax is regretting the hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines he racked up while playing for the Giants. Had he just gotten drunk and killed a man with his car, he could have gotten off with 30 days like Donte Stallworth. Bands, songs and fads come and go like the wind. They're a gimmick band that got lucky because a bunch of losers like shitty music and men in makeup. Christ, this song was cool when I was 6, but I was stuck listening to read more. UPDATE: Minutes before posting this to my own site we made the front page of break. There's not much more embarrassing or painful than accidentally shooting yourself in front of a bunch of your friends. Yet somehow as a people we have latched on to some songs and decided they are required listening in certain situations. Dumb Fire Juggler Gets Burned - Watch more Funny Videos read more. It song almost always accompanies.